Danh ngôn của Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
Ở thời tiền sử, loài người thường chỉ có hai lựa chọn trong những tình huống khủng hoảng: chiến đấu hoặc chạy trốn. Trong thời hiện đại, sự hài hước mang đến cho chúng ta giải pháp thay thế thứ ba; chiến đấu, chạy trốn - hoặc cười lớn.
Tác giả: Robert Orben | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [6]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Robert Orben
- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
- Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
- Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
- Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.