Danh ngôn của Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Với vợ tôi, tôi không nhận được sự tôn trọng nào. Tôi đã nâng ly chúc mừng sinh nhật cô ấy với 'người phụ nữ tuyệt vời nhất mà một người đàn ông từng có'. Người phục vụ tham gia cùng tôi.
Tác giả: Rodney Dangerfield | Chuyên mục: Birthday | Sứ mệnh: [4]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Birthday
- A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
- I like working on my birthday, so I always do.
- I remember for my 18th birthday, I was going to get a tattoo, and I made the mistake of thinking I was a man and telling my father, and he was like, 'Oh yeah? You better tattoo a new address on your arm, because you're not living here!' And that was the end of that discussion.
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- I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.