Danh ngôn của Rodney Dangerfield

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Tôi đã nói sự thật với vợ tôi. Tôi nói với cô ấy rằng tôi đang gặp bác sĩ tâm thần. Sau đó cô ấy nói với tôi sự thật: rằng cô ấy đã gặp một bác sĩ tâm thần, hai thợ sửa ống nước và một người pha chế rượu.
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