Danh ngôn thuộc danh mục: funny

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?

I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?

At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.

It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.

What bothers most critics of my work is the goofiness. One reviewer said I need to make up my mind if want to be funny or serious. My response is that I will make up my mind when God does, because life is a commingling of the sacred and the profane, good and evil. To try and separate them is fallacy.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them.

Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they're still going to read what they want to into it.

Unless someone wants to look funny, I'll not recommend anyone to copy my bowling action. But on a serious note, with the confidence that I have got from the amount of runs I have been scoring, when I'm thrown the ball to bowl, I am pretty sure of what I have to do. I may not be the most attractive to watch while bowling, but I can be effective.

There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like.

The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I like children - fried.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I never said most of the things I said.

I don't mean to be funny.

Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by flooding you with immense amounts of misinformation, of irrelevant information, of funny cat videos, until you're just unable to focus.

There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more true than in the case of Facebook and Gmail and YouTube. You get free social-media services, and you get free funny cat videos. In exchange, you give up the most valuable asset you have, which is your personal data.