Danh ngôn của Gilbert Gottfried
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.
Tôi là bác sĩ phẫu thuật chân của lớp. Tôi chưa bao giờ đến được lớp hề. Tôi chưa đủ hài hước. Tôi sẽ khám bàn chân và kê đơn và bôi thuốc mỡ. Đó là một tuổi thơ buồn.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Gilbert Gottfried
- I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
- If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
- With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.
- I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.
- I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Sad
- It's really a sad story, and I liked that. The songs on this album talk about relationships in every aspect.
- I'm not sure how to describe my style. A lot of my work is dark and looks a bit sad, which is strange because I'm such a smiley, over-the-top positive guy who wears gold shoes most days.
- Nothing is as sad as seeing a person who used to have power have none.
- In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all; and to the young, it comes with bitterest agony because it takes them unawares. I have had experience enough to know what I say.
- I don't consider myself a celebrity. That would be kind of sad.