Danh ngôn của Gilbert Gottfried
I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.
I'm one of those people, in any country I'm in, if somebody could just put me in a car or a bus, I'll look out the window and say, 'OK, there's the Tower of London, there's Buckingham Palace, there's Big Ben,' and if it all takes about five minutes, perfect. I've seen all of it and I can go home.
Tôi là một trong những người đó, ở bất kỳ quốc gia nào tôi đến, nếu ai đó có thể đưa tôi lên ô tô hoặc xe buýt, tôi sẽ nhìn ra ngoài cửa sổ và nói, 'Được rồi, đây là Tháp Luân Đôn, đây là Buckingham. Cung điện, có Big Ben' và nếu tất cả chỉ mất khoảng năm phút thì thật hoàn hảo. Tôi đã nhìn thấy tất cả và tôi có thể về nhà.
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