Danh ngôn của Jerry Seinfeld
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
IRS! Họ giống như Mafia, họ có thể lấy bất cứ thứ gì họ muốn!
Tác giả: Jerry Seinfeld | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [6]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Jerry Seinfeld
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
- You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Funny
- I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
- It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.
- It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
- I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.
- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.