Danh ngôn của Ellen DeGeneres
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Mọi người luôn hỏi tôi, 'Khi còn nhỏ bạn có vui tính không?' À, không, tôi từng là kế toán.
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