Danh ngôn của Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Bà tôi bắt đầu đi bộ năm dặm một ngày khi bà sáu mươi tuổi. Bây giờ bà đã chín mươi bảy tuổi và chúng tôi không biết bà ở đâu cả.
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