Danh ngôn của Emo Philips
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Có lần tôi nghe hai người phụ nữ nói đi nói lại về những cơn đau khi sinh con và việc đàn ông dường như không biết nỗi đau thực sự là gì. Tôi hỏi có ai trong số họ từng bị vướng vào dây kéo chưa.
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