Danh ngôn của Emo Philips

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Phụ nữ: Bạn không thể sống chung với họ, và bạn không thể bắt họ mặc bộ trang phục Đức Quốc xã thiếu vải và đánh bạn bằng một quả bí ấm hay thứ gì đó.
Tác giả: Emo Philips | Chuyên mục: Women | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Emo Philips
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Women
- I'm just going to say I'm not gay. I really, really like women. That's all I can really say about that.
- What I would say to the young men and women who are beset by hopelessness and doubt is that they should go and see what is being done on the ground to fight poverty, not like going to the zoo but to take action, to open their hearts and their consciences.
- Planned Parenthood doesn't care about women's health care needs; it cares about abortion.
- Abortion does not just hurt women. Abortion hurts a family, and it has a domino effect of hurting those related and close to those families through the grief and reality of losing a child to abortion.
- Pro-life feminists believe in women and their ability. Pro-choice feminists only see women as weak and something to be exploited.