Danh ngôn của Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Sports
- I think sports and bodybuilding were the only things that saved me from getting beat up. People are not pleased, for whatever reason, when you can answer all the questions in class. If not for the respect I got from track, cross-country, wrestling and bodybuilding, it would have been a disaster.
- I've got to be honest and say that, growing up, I wasn't a big sports guy, but I love the camaraderie. I just love people getting together, fighting for a team and getting super-emotional about it.
- I was on the snowboard team at my school, but that was the only sports team I was on. I played soccer growing up in elementary school.
- I'm not one of those people who goes home and has to put football on the TV straight away or has to watch Sky Sports News.
- I wanted to really ingrain myself in the culture and the people. And I apologize about having an allergy to dairy products that gives me some irritable bowels, but other than that, I mean, I've embraced just about everything else Wisconsin - especially when it comes to sports, but also the people and the interactions with our fans.