Danh ngôn của Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
- When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Medical
- I studied at the Hebrew University Medical Faculty, graduated, and was an Israel Defense Forces' combat physician on a Navy ship.
- The worst position you are in is when you are on the medical bed, and you can't get out on that training pitch.
- Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations; use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions.
- An abortion is expensive. Its cost includes pay for the doctor, supporting medical staff, their health benefits packages, and malpractice insurance.
- Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.