Danh ngôn của Groucho Marx
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Tôi nhớ lần đầu tiên tôi quan hệ tình dục - tôi đã giữ lại biên lai.
Tác giả: Groucho Marx | Chuyên mục: Time | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Groucho Marx
- A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
- Humor is reason gone mad.
- Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Time
- You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
- At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
- When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
- My life is full of drama, and I don't have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like.
- Time brings all things to pass.