Danh ngôn của Henny Youngman
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Tôi đã từng muốn trở thành một người vô thần, nhưng tôi đã từ bỏ - họ không có ngày nghỉ.
Tác giả: Henny Youngman | Chuyên mục: Christmas | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Henny Youngman
- When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
- I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
- If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Christmas
- I drew a lot. I always had sketchbooks. My parents were really great about any gift-giving holiday - birthdays, Hanukkah, Christmas - it was always art supplies for my brother and I.
- When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
- Every day is like Halloween or Christmas eve for me. I go to bed, and I'm so excited to get back to work. I'm very lucky that I have a career like that 'cause not many people do.
- God seeks to influence humanity. This is at the heart of the Christmas story. It is the story of light coming into the darkness, of a Savior to show us the way, of light overcoming the darkness, of God's work to save the world.
- I eat everything I want on Christmas day. I really don't watch what I eat. It's not like you have Christmas every day!