Danh ngôn của Joan Rivers
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.
Diễn viên hài nào cũng tức giận. Tuổi tác làm tôi tức giận. Tôi không vui vì không thể mở gói hàng được nữa. Tôi tức giận vì các thư viện đã biến mất. Tôi ghét trẻ em trên máy bay. Tôi rất nông cạn nên họ có xu hướng làm những điều nhỏ nhặt. Thành thật mà nói, tôi nghĩ có lẽ tôi đã tức giận vào ngày tôi sinh ra, bạn biết đấy, về tã lót hay thứ gì đó.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Joan Rivers
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Never floss with a stranger.
- Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Age
- My brother Joseph, who is 14 years older than me, was already on his national military compulsory service when I was 4 years old, the age from which I remember myself.
- I talked to a few schools about playing football, but I had already pretty much made my mind up. I fell in love with baseball at a young age, and I knew that that's what I wanted to do.
- Age and numbers are a concept made up by man.
- I definitely had a very religious upbringing. My father was just instilling good morals into us at a very young age, and it wasn't super-strict, but it was a loving, warm household.
- I love coming of age stories that have struggle.