Danh ngôn của Mitch Hedberg
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Mitch Hedberg
- I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
- All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
- Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
- I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Work
- It's not that hard to be good, you can be good off raw talent. But I feel like it's that extra step, doing work and putting a body of work in and doing things when nobody else is watching. When nobody else is telling you to do it, you're pushing yourself to do it.
- Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another, but let him work diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built.
- With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds.
- 'A living dog is better than a dead lion.' Judge Douglas, if not a dead lion for this work, is at least a caged and toothless one. How can he oppose the advances of slavery? He don't care anything about it.
- Work is that which you dislike doing but perform for the sake of external rewards. At school, this takes the form of grades. In society, it means money, status, privilege.