Danh ngôn của Rita Rudner
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
Chúng tôi bắt đầu khao khát những bước chân nhỏ bé - vì vậy chúng tôi đã mua một con chó. Chà, nó rẻ hơn và bạn có được nhiều chân hơn.
Tác giả: Rita Rudner | Chuyên mục: Pet | Sứ mệnh: [2]
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