Danh ngôn của Rita Rudner
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.
Tôi đã có bữa tiệc sinh nhật tồi tệ nhất khi còn nhỏ vì bố mẹ tôi đã thuê một con ngựa con để cưỡi. Và những chú ngựa con này không bao giờ có sức khỏe tốt. Nhưng con này đã chết. Chỉ là sau đó không còn vui vẻ gì nữa. Một đứa trẻ sẽ ngồi lên nó và những đứa còn lại trong chúng tôi sẽ kéo nó đi vòng quanh.
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