Danh ngôn của Steven Wright
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Tôi đã mua một số pin, nhưng chúng không được bao gồm.
Tác giả: Steven Wright | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Steven Wright
- I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
- I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
- When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
- What's another word for Thesaurus?
- I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Funny
- I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
- It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.
- It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
- I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.
- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.