Danh ngôn của Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Tôi nghĩ hài hước không phải là lựa chọn đầu tiên của bất cứ ai.
Tác giả: Woody Allen | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [9]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Woody Allen
- Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
- Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.