Danh ngôn thuộc danh mục: funny

It's funny how things change slowly, until the day we realize they've changed completely.

I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left.

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

It's funny - when I first started as an actor, obviously there were long periods of being idle and all you want to do is work. So if I ever get the compulsion to feel like I should complain or feel like I want to take a break, I just remember how I was before and be very grateful for it.

What's funny about my resume is so much of what I've done has not been seen.

People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on.

It sounds funny, but my biggest fear is that I'm not perfect. I'm a perfectionist, and I get upset when things go wrong or when I don't do well.

Honestly, I am a very funny person, and I love making others laugh.

I don't think I'm that funny.

My first gigs were at university: I'd dress up as Jesus, jump off a cross and dance to a Mick Jagger song. I don't know if it was funny or not, but it was a start.

'Red Band Society' is inspiring, funny, and an uplifting story that makes you want to make the most of your life, love and live to the fullest, and that's a great message.

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that.

Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so you have to always be on guard to please him.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

What is funny is when you do a futuristic movie, you immediately get to be fashionable because you're creating something that doesn't exist.

I have an unfortunate personality.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

I was fired from an NBC sitcom called 'Friends With Benefits.' I was wrong for the part from the beginning, didn't even want to audition, and kept thinking, 'This isn't funny at all.'

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

'Crash' came from personal experience. I saw things inside me from living in L.A. that made me uncomfortable. I saw horrible things in people and saw terrible things in myself. I saw a black director completely humiliated, but the three people around me just thought it was funny. 'No,' I said, 'that is selling your soul.'

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

George Carlin maintained that anything and everything is funny given the right context. This context also includes your own history with a given group. What I can get away with and where I can go is not a problem with my audience because they know me.

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

If you're an aspiring show maker, and you have the means to sit around for a few months, you should be making funny cartoons and uploading them to the internet.

I had several turtles before they were in. People seemed to think they were funny. Now everyone is wearing them practically every place. I think that's real fine, but I don't agree they should go to a formal affair. Turtlenecks with dinner jackets seem ridiculous to me.

I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments.

Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It's really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm.

'Ted Lasso' is many things, and I think at its worst, it's a show that is nice and shows that people can be kind and also funny.

I think there's something funny about people who laugh in the face of convention or surprise us morally.

Sausages are just funny. I don't know why. I can't explain it.

I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.

That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Never fight an inanimate object.