Danh ngôn của Jerry Seinfeld
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Bạn biết mình đang già đi khi bạn thắp một ngọn nến trên chiếc bánh. Nó giống như, 'Xem liệu bạn có thể thổi bay cái này không.'
Tác giả: Jerry Seinfeld | Chuyên mục: Birthday | Sứ mệnh: [6]
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- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Birthday
- A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
- I like working on my birthday, so I always do.
- I remember for my 18th birthday, I was going to get a tattoo, and I made the mistake of thinking I was a man and telling my father, and he was like, 'Oh yeah? You better tattoo a new address on your arm, because you're not living here!' And that was the end of that discussion.
- Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.
- I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.