Danh ngôn của Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
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Tác giả: Jerry Seinfeld | Chuyên mục: Marriage | Sứ mệnh: [6]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Marriage
- Forever, it was just soccer - passion, life, love. Then I got married, and I had to transfer some of my energy. I want to be my best for my country, but I also made a really big promise and choice to be the best in my marriage. That has not always been the easiest thing to manage.
- I think marriage is a cultural thing - it's my opinion that nature doesn't tell someone to get married.
- The only sense marriage makes is to share property, your children inherit the name and all that... it is all legal reasons to get married and no reason for love.
- I'd have gone berserk if I hadn't met Sargam Singh, an actress who soon became my wife. Within a year of our marriage our daughter Ameli was born. Sargam gave up her career to look after me and our daughter.
- Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.