Danh ngôn của Phyllis Diller
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Tôi muốn các con tôi có tất cả những thứ mà tôi không thể mua được. Sau đó tôi muốn chuyển đến sống cùng họ.
Tác giả: Phyllis Diller | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [8]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Phyllis Diller
- Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Funny
- I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
- It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.
- It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
- I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.
- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.