Danh ngôn của Roseanne Barr
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
Và bạn biết đấy, tôi thích viết hài hước. À, tôi phải nói là, tôi muốn viết một cách nghiêm túc, nhưng nó cứ trở nên buồn cười.
Tác giả: Roseanne Barr | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [4]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
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