Danh ngôn của Tommy Cooper
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
Hôm nay tôi đã đi mua sắm qua cửa sổ! Tôi đã mua bốn cửa sổ.
Tác giả: Tommy Cooper | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Tommy Cooper
- A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
- Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
- So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
- Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.
- I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Funny
- I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
- It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.
- It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
- I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.
- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.