Danh ngôn thuộc danh mục: funny

Every dogma has its day.

A lot of men are competitive about being funny.

I can't stress to you enough how much I can relate to teens being cyberbullied. Something that helps me is looking at old videos of me and my friends from middle school, or videos of my family. I love watching funny videos of my favorite people - it really cheers me up.

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.

I can't tell if I want to be a rapper who's funny because I kind of enjoy just doing really stupid songs about nothing. But I want to have a career that's long-lasting, and I don't think people want to listen to a straight-up comedy rapper all the time.

I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.

All people from small islands dance funny.

When I was a kid, I used to be like a professional juggler in training. That's funny, right?

Since childhood, I've been a clown. I've always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It's my original self.

It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else.

When 'Mean Girls' came out, I was 15. So I saw that movie and was like, 'That is so funny.' But it still has that fluffy, happy ending, and that doesn't happen in high school.

When I read the 'Ugly Betty' pilot, I thought, 'Oh, this part's funny.' I said to my husband, 'I'm going to get it!' But based on what? All my exquisite comedic work in a Nike commercial?

I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!

As for our majority... one is enough.

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?

I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.

Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn't really Rotten or Vicious or Nasty, so I wanted something a bit more funny - yet something that seemed real rock 'n' roll... something that acknowledged my ambition.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.

The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.

You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.

After all is said and done, sit down.

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

Pete Davidson - he's in the movie 'Trainwreck.' He has a small part in it. I told Lorne Michaels about him, said he was really funny.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

I own and operate a ferocious ego.

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I don't just try to be funny.

People be famous for everything other than music and that's what they really trying to do. But they don't know once you get famous for being this funny guy, nobody's going to take you serious as a musician.

The whole character of Super Dave is a takeoff on people who pontificate. So one thing I never want to do is pontificate why this works, why this is funny. I have no idea what the appeal is. All we are trying to do is make people have a good time and laugh.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we work 180 degrees differently, but funny is funny is funny.