Danh ngôn thuộc danh mục: funny

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

Comedians' first ten minutes usually stay with them the first several years of their career. It's their mission statement. Their disclaimer that lets people know who they are. Or were. It's also a good time to make fun of your name if you have a funny or strange one.

When I got the phone call that I was going to be on 'Drag Race' I thought I was going to win. I thought I was going to win 'Drag Race' before I was even cast. I'm not even being funny. I'm being serious.

I became good friends with Jack Whitehall. I think he's great, such a great dude, and really funny.

No one remembers this because it's the whipping boy, but 'The Single Guy' was very well-reviewed and watched, and then the central concept became attacked by the very people who were putting it on. And then the next thing you know you're running in fear, and everyone stops being funny.

The funny thing about the people I don't like - they're very self-centered.

It's funny how God will change your plans for you when he's ready.

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Funny enough, you know who I used to really like in Lion King? It was Scar.

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously.

I like to be funny. I can't stay all the time focused, disciplined, controlled. Behaviour like that is impossible. If the players are too nervous before a game, I have to relax them, calm them.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It's because I copy people. I learned English at school but have best friends who are French, Australian, English and American; a very weird mix.

Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.

Instant gratification takes too long.

If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I used to irritate people. I'd give them a hard time, and when it drove them crazy, that was funny to me.

I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

People know me as just this handsome guy - a very handsome guy. But I can also be funny and fun.

I've had chronic back pain since I was a preteen - like, 12. I have really funny posture. I developed this funny posture where I hunch my back a little bit when I'm playing, and I overuse my back muscles instead of my abs. My posture has put a lot of strain on my lower back.

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.

I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I'm a singer. I went out to Los Angeles and auditioned for a TV show called 'Fame L.A.' The original role was for a comedian, but they said I wasn't very funny, so they asked me, 'What else can you do?' So I played a singer.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

I've always loved 'Umbrella.' Funny enough, my ex-husband wrote that, and I'm not saying it was meant for me or anything - people will start twisting this - it is Rihanna's song! But I've always loved it.

What after all, is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.

I get asked, 'Who would you really like to work with?' I'm already working with them. Smart, talented, funny people, good musicians, an extended family, good friends.

I like to play music, and I like to be funny, so I just do both at the same time.

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.

The funny thing about directing is that you have your own opinions, but it's a collaboration. Directing is a group effort. Even though you might think something works, the smartest thing you can do as a director is try and weigh the opinions of the people around you.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.

Hollywood's just not funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.