Danh ngôn thuộc danh mục: funny

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Something that I've always been really keen on representing is some honesty with the way that we view ourselves. That's something I've always appreciated watching actors that I've looked up to, is when they look like you and me, or they have a funny elbow, or they have, you know, a hairy face.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

Yes, we do defend our office as we do defend our homes. This is a constitutional right everybody has, and nothing's funny about that. The only reason they get mad at the Black Panther Party when you do it is for the simple reason that we're political.

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

I can't prevent myself of being funny.

I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny.

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

I'm funny with food, even if it's vegan. I like it well well, well, well done. I don't want anything there that reminds me of blood. I get mine extra well done. That way, when I look at it, I'm like, 'Okay, cool.'

I usually stalk fans because I think they're really funny on Twitter. They don't know it, but I'll just go through their timelines, and if something is happening in the media, I always read fan accounts instead of the news because they have all the info and make the funniest jokes about it, so that's how I get my gossip - by stalking fans.

I've never worked in my natural accent, having studied so hard to get rid of it when I moved to England as a child where I was bullied at school for 'talking funny.'

I don't think anyone in my family was funny.

It's a funny thing, life... as much as you don't want the sun to come up, it comes up the next day. Life continues on and you have to make a choice in how you handle it.

I have been working as an actor for 16-17 years now. The funny thing is I still feel awkward in communicating with the public as a star. It hasn't been long since my drama 'Goblin' ended, and I'm looking forward for some time to rest.

The funny thing about nationalism is that there are two sides to it. Some parts of it are beautiful, but there's an ugly side as well.

I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.

I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people.

The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset.

It's funny, we appear as robots from another world, but what we do, what the robots create, is really human after all.

Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!

As far as I'm concerned, 'The Caretaker' is funny up to a point. Beyond that, it ceases to be funny, and it was because of that point that I wrote it.

Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can't have one without the other. I'm of the school that anything can be funny if seen from a comedic point of view.

I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.