Danh ngôn thuộc danh mục: funny

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

I went from 250 to, like, 175 in three and a half, four months. And then I ended up graduating with honors. I went from a 2.4 to a 3.06 in a year. It's funny how those two are related. I don't want to say that if you lose weight, you'll get smarter, but... well, it worked for me.

To be or not to be. That's not really a question.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.

When people are committed to things, and the world view they have is no longer in alignment with our world view, then it becomes funny.

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

In person, RuPaul is warm, funny, personable - someone who thoroughly enjoys life.

Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'

It seems like everybody's perception of me is very bipolar. To one group, it's overpaid, overrated; to another group, it's underpaid, underrated, underdog. It's funny to me because there's no real balance.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

Acting, for me, has never been about wanting attention or wanting to be seen. It's funny that I'm in a profession where that's where I am. There's so much I want to express; it's about connecting with another person and the intimacy of what that is, and so I have to overcome my shyness.

Writing for 'Rooster' was a strange experience. It's funny, once you tap into a voice, words just start to flow. You know when you've hit a spirit or captured something.

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

The funny thing about cinema is, usually when they do a story that has African Americans in it, there always has to be a white guy who's the savior.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

The follow your dreams thing is really important because so many people are railroaded into taking other paths by their family, their friends, people who should be supportive going, 'What are you talking about?' Even just seemingly regular career paths, but if it's not what people expect for you they kind of react funny.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Never floss with a stranger.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.

All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Coach Blatt is very, very knowledgeable about the game. And it just goes to show you that no matter where you're at, he knows as much about basketball as anyone. You learn a lot from him. And he's a very charming guy, very personable. He's pretty funny, too.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

I did get the nickname 'craptain' from the Yorkshire dressing room. A bit of banter which I thought was quite funny.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it.