Danh ngôn thuộc danh mục: funny

Harry Shearer

To me, the funniest American of the Twentieth Century is Richard Nixon because he had the most to hide, and he was so bad at hiding it. To me, that's what's really funny - people who think they're doing a great job of hiding stuff, and it just keeps leaking out.

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

That's what you don't see about coach Saban. He's a very funny guy.

Heath Ledger

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.

Hedy Lamarr

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Helene Yorke

All people go through moments that are tough, but looking at them through comedy is so fun. You can look at anything in life and say 'Sure, this is crap, but it's kinda funny.'

Helen Rowland

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Henny Youngman

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Henry Allingham

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

Henry Kissinger

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry Kissinger

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Herb Caen

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

Hesiod

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Hillary Clinton

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

Hillary Clinton

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.

Howard Nemerov

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

Hugh Grant

In 'The Sound of Music,' I was a von Trapp daughter in a white dress with a blue satin sash, and my line was, 'I'm Brigitta. I'm 12, and all I want is a good time.' I got a laugh. And I was so delighted, I laughed, too. Sadly, that's a problem I still have - onstage, I laugh hysterically at how funny I am.

Hunter S. Thompson

A word to the wise is infuriating.

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.

H. Jon Benjamin

Voice actors I used to know who were starting out in comedy were guys who did a lot of voices. They were usually comedy actors who developed their comedy by doing tons of impressions and voices that were usually very funny. And I never did any of that, so that's, I guess, why I don't consider myself a voice actor.

H. L. Mencken

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

H. L. Mencken

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

H. L. Mencken

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

Ian Watson

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me.

Ice Cube

It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'

Iliza Shlesinger

You can hate me for being a woman, you can hate me for being smart, you can hate me for being funny, but you hate me because I am doing something you could never do. End of story.

Imelda Marcos

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Jackie Mason

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Jack Benny

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Jacob Collier

It's funny, I guess when I was growing up, I didn't really think about being an instrumentalist, per se. I didn't think, well, I want to be a piano player, or, I want to be a guitar player, or even, I want to be a singer. I just wanted to be a musician.

James Acaster

If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid thing they're saying.

James Acaster

I remember being four or five, not understanding how to be funny, so just going around the house and my mum and dad's friends, confusing adults by saying weird things.

James Brown

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

James Burrows

I know what's funny, and I probably know the best way to deliver the joke. Whether it's walking out of a room, facing that way, facing this way. I just have a sense of that.

James Charles

I feel like somebody who just is very understanding is my biggest thing - timing is a major issue for me - but also funny! Obviously I want someone really cute and fun and fresh for good Instagram pictures and that just makes me really happy.

James Joyce

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.

James Lipton

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

James Thurber

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

James Thurber

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

James Thurber

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

Jane Lynch

I always ended up having the funny part in Shakespeare, but I really thought I'd be doing theater. That was my ambition for myself.

Jane Lynch

If you're contriving something, if you're making something up, it's not funny. You can tell. It's instant. It has to come from someplace real.

Jane Wagner

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Jane Wagner

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Jason Mantzoukas

Looking the way I look, whenever anybody's looking for a light brown funny guy, I get the call... I'm 100 percent Greek, but I look like I could be Indian or Middle Eastern or Hispanic. If it's ethnic, they'll try and put me in it.

Jason Momoa

I'm sure all actors have trouble. The guy who always plays the funny guy, he wants to be taken seriously. And there's the action guy who wants to do serious stuff. Everyone's grass is greener.

Jason Schwartzman

I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.

Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Jay Leno

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Jay London

I saw a stationery store move.