Danh ngôn của Paula Poundstone
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Tôi không có tài khoản ngân hàng vì tôi không biết tên thời con gái của mẹ tôi.
Tác giả: Paula Poundstone | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Paula Poundstone
- I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
- I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
- I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.
- I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
- I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Funny
- I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
- It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.
- It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs.
- I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out.
- For me, I can't watch violence when it's too grotesque, and it's just like, that's revolting to watch. I don't enjoy it. But when it's a Tarantino film, I'm lining up outside the door to see it, and I'm expecting to see something really crazy, a lot of blood, and for it to be funny.