Danh ngôn của Paula Poundstone
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
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Tác giả: Paula Poundstone | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Paula Poundstone
- I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
- I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
- I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.
- I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
- I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.