Danh ngôn của Paula Poundstone

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
Tôi từng xem 'The Waltons' và khóc nức nở vì gia đình tôi không hề như vậy. Chúng tôi có khiếu hài hước tàn nhẫn trong gia đình tôi.
Tác giả: Paula Poundstone | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Paula Poundstone
- I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
- I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
- I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.
- I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
- I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.