Danh ngôn của Jerry Seinfeld
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Một đứa trẻ hai tuổi giống như có một chiếc máy xay sinh tố, nhưng bạn lại không có nắp cho nó.
Tác giả: Jerry Seinfeld | Chuyên mục: Funny | Sứ mệnh: [6]
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